Apologies for not posting for the last few months
Hi there everybody that is kind enough to visit my personal site and its varied ramblings. My apologies for not posting for the last few months, but I have been recovering from a stroke. Luckily I am seemingly undamaged, but it knocks the “you know what” out of one and it takes time to […]
DNA – Ground Breaking Scientific Discoveries
RUSSIAN DNA DISCOVERIES Esoteric and spiritual teachers have known for ages that our body is programmable by language, words and thought. This has now been scientifically proven and explained. The human DNA is a biological Internet and superior in many aspects to the artificial one. The latest Russian scientific research directly or indirectly explains […]
Coffee Is Good For Blood Pressure???
Coffee is exactly what you need for healthy blood pressure… Yes, it’s the same coffee you drink every day but with ONE critical difference. It’s green and it has less caffeine than a cup of decaffeinated coffee! The most significant blood pressure breakthrough in 25 years The coffee I’m talking about is extracted from […]
A lady helps her husband install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he’ll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye. He selects a word: […]
National Geographic Cape Town and Durban marketing project
The focused target markets for the campaign will be in accordance with the two cities’ primary tourism source markets of the USA, UK, Germany, the Netherlands, South Africa (and, through DSTV, into Africa), India, China and Australia. The United Nations World Tourism Organisation’s research shows that up to 80% of international tourists are in search […]
Dr Bruce Moseley, an orthopaedic specialist at Methodist Hospital in Houston, TX, was convinced of the powerful effect of the human mind on healing.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he’ll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye.
He selects a word: mypenis
As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!!
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT – ACCESS DENIED!
This says it all.
THIS IS JUST A JOKE. TAKE IT EASY, THE ACCENT IS FAKE 🙂
THEY DON’T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE – ENJOY
E-MOONING We all know those little computer symbols called ’emoticons where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS’ Just For Fun (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that’s been around […]
Paraprosdokians A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. 1. Do not argue […]
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in […]
The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto […]
Hit the link below and have a laugh. Poor guy -you have to feel for him. Darren_Scott_Millwall Give it a few seconds, then on the weird silver thingy that appears – hit the play button
A factual account by Wilbur Smith.