A lady helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he’ll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye.
He selects a word: mypenis
As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!!
The computer had replied: 
TOO SHORT – ACCESS DENIED!