Musing With Martin
All kinds of interesting stuff
A lady helps her husband install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he’ll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye. He selects a word: …
THEY DON’T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE – ENJOY
E-MOONING We all know those little computer symbols called ’emoticons where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS’ Just For Fun (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that’s been around …
Paraprosdokians A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. 1. Do not argue …
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in …
The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto …
Hit the link below and have a laugh. Poor guy -you have to feel for him. Darren_Scott_Millwall Give it a few seconds, then on the weird silver thingy that appears – hit the play button
A factual account by Wilbur Smith.